Bar Riff #1

Ever try __________________ (insert beer here) it
Is damned good fuck they're all good when I can't tell
If I need or want another one.

Can the Sharks not suck for once?
                (The Sharks have been in the playoffs like 8 years in a row)
Can't test that at all but I believe it as
I don't follow the hockey at all anymore, not since
I lived in Washington and watched Don Cherry
in those obnoxious fucking awesome vests
Slightly less loud than his mouth

Daisy, Daisy, friends with the beautiful
Waitress with more tats than her boyfriend who
Looks like a guy from a Flynt fuck flick
With arms like marble from some Italian museum.

If you get sick, man, they'll take your house!
And these people vote Republican!
       I want a million dollars right now!
       It's my money and I want it now!
       IF I FIND OUT THEY FUCKED UP
       I'LL CALL THE LAWYERS
 The cavalry of this age with briefcases instead of guns and suits that make everything right.


                                                                                                                  March 2012